This is just a little something I wrote for all of you with a sweet tooth.
If you're like me and know your chocolates and sweets, you should have no problem understanding this.
MARSHMELLOWed on the bed while the MALTEASERS made MARS BAR up - who thought it was a TURKISH DELIGHT to see VIOLET CRUMBLE under pressure from being WHIPed by a CANDY CANE. TIM, TAM and CHIKETO showed up at the same time POLLY WAFFELed on about the PICNIC on the TOP DECK, where MILO was giving CURLY WIRLY a GOLDEN ROUGH time while STRAWBERRY CREAMed on MINT PATTIES CHERRY RIPE ass.
Soon enough the WHITE KNIGHT turned up, he had a BOUNTY on the LIQUORICE ALLSORTS CHOCOLATE COATED NUTS, but they were SMARTIES and took the TIMEOUT to blow him, give him ROSES and let him FLAKE out on the couch.
When the MnMs arrived, they hooked up with the CHICOS, who were already using BANANAS on each other and giggling at how good the FRUIT TINGLES.
Just then ROLO took a CHOMP at RASBERRY'S CHOCOLATE FRECKLE, and started groping her REDSKIN, she TWIRLed around and asked him, "TAKE 5, while I swallow this MILKY BAR, then I will tackle your TIC TAC".
Now FREDDO FROG had CARAMELLO oozing out his juices, and the ECLAIRS told kinky FANTAILS about SHERBET'S WIZZ FIZZ which sent the LIFESAVERS right over the edge.
Outside in the hot tub, TOBLERONE was asking the GUMMY BEARS how life is with no teeth.
"Great" they said, "we can't bite but we give a nasty suck, so pull on out your KILLER PYTHON, we do not want no little MUSK STICK".
While over in the garden, under the MINT LEAVES, they watched SUMMER ROLL and writhe on TWIX AERO BAR, as COLOMBINE'S JELLY BEAN was to small to satisfy her.
So in the end FERRERO ROCHER tugged so hard, he busted his nut all over the place, which brought it all to a sticky end.
Written & Posted By C